Project The Moment Of Your Birth On Any Surface

There are a couple of inventions that I really like.
One of them is this thing I saw in the Charles Foster catalog. It is a thing that projects the moment of your birth on any surface. I bought it and turned the thing on. And there it was! The moment of my own birth projected on my living room wall!
Sometimes I take the projector outside and shine it on the garage so my neighbors can see me being born.
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